I can’t tell if I’m intrigued by these things or if I’m disgusted by them . . .
- Kindle. Can anything really replace the feeling of a hefty literary classic (or a trashy romance novel) in your hand? I think not. But at the same time, it would cut down on school kids carrying too many books in their backpacks . . .
- MousePen. A 21st century Etch-a-Sketch? For adults? No shaking required . . .
- Electronic Monopoly. Just isn’t the same without paper money. How am I supposed to pretend I’m filthy rich if I can’t spread the money out and roll around in it naked? TMI? Yeah, I thought so.
- A place for you to put your banana(s). Really? A banana hammock? Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?